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Phyllis Diller Quotes

Phyllis Diller quotes about children

American Comedian July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012

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Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. Phyllis Diller
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder, and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller quote: "Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is..."
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller quote: "Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who..."
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller quote: "I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford...."
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller quote: "Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle..."
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children. Phyllis Diller
We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up. Phyllis Diller
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. Phyllis Diller

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