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Phyllis Diller quotes
American Comedian July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012
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![Phyllis Diller quote: "The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them..."](/pic/191185/600x316/quotation-phyllis-diller-the-reason-women-dont-play-football-is-because.jpg)
![Phyllis Diller quote: "Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument,..."](/pic/191199/600x316/quotation-phyllis-diller-any-time-three-new-yorkers-get-into-a-cab.jpg)
![Phyllis Diller quote: "The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I..."](/pic/191197/600x316/quotation-phyllis-diller-the-only-time-i-ever-enjoyed-ironing-was-the-day.jpg)
![Phyllis Diller quote: "Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is..."](/pic/191183/600x316/quotation-phyllis-diller-cleaning-your-house-while-your-kids-are-still.jpg)
![Phyllis Diller quote: "Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle..."](/pic/191217/600x316/quotation-phyllis-diller-tranquilizers-work-only-if-you-follow-the-advice.jpg)
![Phyllis Diller quote: "The last thing I'd learn, well into my career, was how to get..."](/pic/191224/600x316/quotation-phyllis-diller-the-last-thing-id-learn-well-into-my-career.jpg)
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