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Phyllis Diller quote: "Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is..."

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

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Like anything, you don't force kids to cook. It just becomes part of life - have them be around it, keep them informed - talk about it. I try to relay my passion for it in these ways. The second you try to force anything on your own kid, they rebel. Todd English
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Loneliness becomes an acid that eats away at you. Haruki Murakami
... a rhetorical question. It has a question mark at the end, but you are not meant to answer it because the person who is asking it already knows the answer. Mark Haddon
With my academic achievement in high school I was accepted rather readily at Princeton and equally as fast at Yale, but my test scores were not comparable to that of my classmates. And that's been shown by statistics, there are reasons for that - there are cultural biases built into testing, and that was one of the motivations for the concept of affirmative action to try to balance out those effects. Sonia Sotomayor
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I know the guru route, I know you go sit on a mountain. But screw India. I ain't going there. Susan Powter
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Life is full of choices, but you never get any! Charles M. Schulz
My parents started a business out of the living room of our home and, 30-plus years later, it was a multimillion dollar company. So, President Obama, with all due respect, don't tell me that my parents didn't build their business. Nikki Haley
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Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable. Tom DeLonge
Leo Tolstoy quote: "Time and Patience."
Time and Patience. Leo Tolstoy