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Ryan Stiles quotes

American Actor April 22, 1959

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Ryan Stiles quote: "When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm..."
When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda. Ryan Stiles
Ryan Stiles quote: "I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get..."
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe. Ryan Stiles
Ryan Stiles quote: "Never trust sheep."
Never trust sheep. Ryan Stiles
Ryan Stiles quote: "If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."
If I were like your mother, I would be a woman. Ryan Stiles
Ryan Stiles quote: "The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you..."
The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'. Ryan Stiles
Ryan Stiles quote: "What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and..."
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess. Ryan Stiles
Ryan Stiles quote: "I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to..."
I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around. Ryan Stiles
Ryan Stiles quote: "The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue."
The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue. Ryan Stiles
Ryan Stiles quote: "If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife."
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife. Ryan Stiles
I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States. Ryan Stiles
I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982. Ryan Stiles
Ryan Stiles quote: "That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in..."
That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy. Ryan Stiles
Ryan Stiles quote: "If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you..."
If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian. Ryan Stiles
Ryan Stiles quote: "I look like Walt Disney just threw up."
I look like Walt Disney just threw up. Ryan Stiles
Ryan Stiles quote: "If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!"
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish! Ryan Stiles

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