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Sarah Silverman Quotes

Sarah Silverman quotes

American Comedian December 2, 1970

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Sarah Silverman quote: "What are the chances there is a God, really?"
What are the chances there is a God, really? Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman quote: "Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews."
Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews. Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman quote: "Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are..."
Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman quote: "That still feels like the most accurate description - I felt..."
That still feels like the most accurate description - I felt homesick, but I was home. Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman quote: "Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It..."
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman quote: "I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the..."
I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing. Sarah Silverman
Some people need Hell. If you’re the type of guy who sees a hooker in an alleyway and instinctively thinks, “Hey, now there’s something I could rape and kill without any consequences,” then the concept of Hell might really keep you out of trouble. Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman quote: "I really think everything is fair game."
I really think everything is fair game. Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman quote: "I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games."
I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games. Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman quote: "Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop..."
Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you! Sarah Silverman
I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic. Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman quote: "If I have kids, I'll adopt."
If I have kids, I'll adopt. Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman quote: "I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as..."
I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much. Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman quote: "I just think of myself as a comedian, really."
I just think of myself as a comedian, really. Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman quote: "You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all..."
You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage. Sarah Silverman

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