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Scott Adams Quotes

Scott Adams quotes

American Cartoonist June 8, 1957

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I try to manage my day by my circadian rhythms because the creativity is such an elusive thing, and I could easily just stomp over it doing my administrative stuff. Scott Adams
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "How did people steal before computers? - Dogbert"
How did people steal before computers? - Dogbert Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "I had several different bosses during the early years of..."
I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams."
Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams. Scott Adams
I burned out my drawing hand by using it too much. The common word for it is writer's cramp. The fancy words for it are focal dystonia. The symptom in my case was a pinky finger that went spastic when I tried to draw. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "Always remember that as long as other people are gullible,..."
Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "It is a human tendency tobecome what you attack."
It is a human tendency tobecome what you attack. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "I try to avoid giving advice."
I try to avoid giving advice. Scott Adams
Our system requires a continuous supply of highly capable people who are so disgruntled with their jobs that they are willing to chew off their own arms to escape their bosses. Scott Adams
The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give away keychains. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "Awareness is about unlearning. It is the recognition that you..."
Awareness is about unlearning. It is the recognition that you don’t know as much as you thought you knew. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet."
I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s,..."
'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip. Scott Adams

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