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Scott Thompson quotes

Canadian Comedian June 12, 1959

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Scott Thompson quote: "I guess chemistry is just another word for love."
I guess chemistry is just another word for love. Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson quote: "I do love jokes."
I do love jokes. Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson quote: "I'm a total nerd. I love fantasy."
I'm a total nerd. I love fantasy. Scott Thompson
I first got into fruit when I was a teenager, when my life was changing in every way. The first time I had a mango, at like 18, I was like, 'Where has this been my whole life?' Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson quote: "When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want..."
When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want to hold on to life' and that changed everything for me. Scott Thompson
When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction. Scott Thompson
I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody, or the skin's too thick. It's very nice when you come across the perfect orange, because it's really a beautiful experience. But the stakes are too high. Scott Thompson
When you are not treated seriously, you develop comically. Its sense of oneself is so fractured and fragile that it's like the picked-on kid who has to become funny. Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson quote: "I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of..."
I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges. Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson quote: "In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool...."
In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke. Scott Thompson
We have been so pleased with the response to our unique schools in the Nashville area, and we are confident that other areas will embrace our concept, as well. Scott Thompson
Activism isn't about holding your faults up to the light. That's what comedy is about, it's about saying, 'Look at this person who is so flawed and frail and damaged. And we're all this frail and damaged so let's laugh at it.' Scott Thompson
Well I think comedy everywhere has lost a bit of its bite. In Canada, I can't argue with the quality, but it feels like it's gotten a little safe. Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson quote: "My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity."
My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity. Scott Thompson
Scott Thompson quote: "Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch."
Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch. Scott Thompson

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