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Amy Tan quote: "God, life changes faster than you think."
God, life changes faster than you think. Amy Tan
The first demand any work of art makes upon us is surrender. Look. Listen. Receive. Get yourself out of the way. (There is no good asking first whether the work before you deserves such a surrender, for until you have surrendered you cannot possibly find out.) C. S. Lewis
George McGovern quote: "I'm a movie buff."
I'm a movie buff. George McGovern
Now I'm going to tell you something I've kept to myself for years. None of you ever knew George Gipp. He was long before your time, but you all know what a tradition he is at Notre Dame. And the last thing he said to me, "Rock," he said, "sometime when the team is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for the Gipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Rock," he said, "but I'll know about it and I'll be happy." Knute Rockne
The difference here 'twixt simple and witty folk, if the truth be known, is that your plain man cares much for what stand ye take and not a fart for why ye take it, while your smart wight leaves ye whate'er stand ye will, sobeit ye defend it cleverly. John Barth
Gaston Bachelard quote: "Man is an imagining being."
Man is an imagining being. Gaston Bachelard
What does it mean that I am in this endless universe, thinking that I'm a man sitting under the stars on the terrace of the earth, but actually empty and awake throughout the emptiness and awakedness of everything? It means that I'm empty and awake, that I know I'm empty and awake, and that there's no difference between me and anything else. Jack Kerouac
Marion Zimmer Bradley quote: "The scandal's so unbelievable that I cannot repeat it here."
The scandal's so unbelievable that I cannot repeat it here. Marion Zimmer Bradley
A great tennis career is something that a 15-year-old normally doesn't have. I hope my example helps other teens believe they can accomplish things they never thought possible. Maria Sharapova
How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you bloody well feel like it. Edward Abbey
Lee Krasner quote: "As I say, I as an abstract artist was active politically."
As I say, I as an abstract artist was active politically. Lee Krasner
I was born in Harlem, raised in the South Bronx, went to public school, got out of public college, went into the Army, and then I just stuck with it. Colin Powell
Havelock Ellis quote: "All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go..."
All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. Havelock Ellis
traveling is the great true love of my life... I am loyal and constant in my love of travel. I feel about travel the way a happy new mother feels about her impossible, colicky, restless newborn baby - I just don't care what it puts me through. Because I adore it. Because it's mine. Because it looks exactly like me. Elizabeth Gilbert
There are only two forces in the world, the sword and the spirit. In the long run the sword will always be conquered by the spirit. Napoleon Bonaparte