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Stephen King quote: "Put an egg in your shoe and beat it, make like a tree and..."

Put an egg in your shoe and beat it, make like a tree and leave, imitate an amoeba and split.

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My mother, she didn't believe in praise. She'd never say anything was great. I think that's quite Northern, to not make people feel too good. I didn't mind if she was proud of me or not, it didn't bother me. I was never trying to please her. Victoria Wood
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Anger, the Stoics said, was a short madness. Philip Sidney
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I say it with my tongue firmly planted in cheek but there's truth to it - being a comedian is very close to being a therapist. When you're working smaller clubs, you're listening. You're feeling an energy, you're going with a tone but when people start yelling out, you almost start a conversation with people. Dane Cook
A-tone-ment-its a chance to fix the unfixable and to start all over again. It begins when you forgive yourself for all you've done wrong, and forgive others for all they've done to you. Your mistakes aren't mistakes anymore, they're just things that make you stronger. Glenn Beck
I met some friends in the end of 10th, beginning of 11th, who were in the popular group so I finished off high school in that group and got to see both sides. Shane West
He didn't want her; he wanted me. Well, you know how it is."Dalgliesh did know. This, after all, was the commonest, the most banal of personal tragedies. You loved someone. They didn't love you. Worse still, in defiance of their own best interests and to the destruction of your peace, they loved another. What would half the world's poets and novelists do without this universal tragicomedy? P. D. James
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I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. Abraham Lincoln
Well for one, the 13th amendment to the constitution of the US which abolished slavery - did not abolish slavery for those convicted of a crime. Angela Davis
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I'm a walking, talking enigma. Larry David
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Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF. Woody Allen
Laura Linney quote: "I had a good imagination and I still have one; a child-like..."
I had a good imagination and I still have one; a child-like imagination that hasn't gone away. Laura Linney
Ronald Reagan quote: "Without God, democracy will not and cannot long endure."
Without God, democracy will not and cannot long endure. Ronald Reagan