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I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.
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Drama is like meat and three veg. Whereas comedy is like the merangue at the end.
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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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Our love, our love will last forever. It's forever but it just doesn't work. That's why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete.
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Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college,
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To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.
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I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.
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I can levitate birds. No one cares.
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My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
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?m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. ?ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead.
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