TOP 10 Woody Allen quotes

10

The most beautiful words in the English language are not 'I love you', but 'It's benign'".

9

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

8

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

7

I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.

6

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

5

Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes.

4

I love money, strictly for financial reasons.

3

The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

2

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

1

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.