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Steven Wright quotes about light

American Comedian December 6, 1955

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Steven Wright quote: "Light travels faster than sound. Isn't that why people appear..."
Light travels faster than sound. Isn't that why people appear bright before you hear them speak? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of..."
If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it..."
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights...."
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. Steven Wright
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, 'Cut it out.' Steven Wright

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