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Steven Wright quotes about look

American Comedian December 6, 1955

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Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, 'So, what did you think? Steven Wright
When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it..."
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars,..."
The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere..."
Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?"
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? Steven Wright

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