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Steven Wright quotes

American Comedian December 6, 1955

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Steven Wright quote: "I'm a peripheral visionary."
I'm a peripheral visionary. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to..."
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all..."
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Yesterday I saw a subliminal advertising executive, just for a..."
Yesterday I saw a subliminal advertising executive, just for a second. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "How do you get off a non-stop flight?"
How do you get off a non-stop flight? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room..."
It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted."
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't..."
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on theroad an hour. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms..."
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I went to a general store, but they wouldn’t let me buy..."
I went to a general store, but they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I invented the cordless extension cord."
I invented the cordless extension cord. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?"
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included. So I had..."
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included. So I had to buy them again. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of widths."
I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of widths. Steven Wright

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