Steven Wright quotes
American Comedian December 6, 1955
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![Steven Wright quote: "Light travels faster than sound. Isn't that why people appear..."](/pic/231221/600x316/quotation-steven-wright-light-travels-faster-than-sound-isnt-that-why.jpg)
![Steven Wright quote: "If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of..."](/pic/170614/600x316/quotation-steven-wright-if-you-are-in-a-spaceship-that-is-traveling-at.jpg)
![Steven Wright quote: "I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes..."](/pic/170676/600x316/quotation-steven-wright-i-met-this-wonderful-girl-at-macys-she-was.jpg)
![Steven Wright quote: "The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to..."](/pic/170618/600x316/quotation-steven-wright-the-bermuda-triangle-got-tired-of-warm-weather.jpg)
![Steven Wright quote: "Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way..."](/pic/283300/600x316/quotation-steven-wright-sorry-my-mind-was-wandering-one-time-it.jpg)
![Steven Wright quote: "I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it..."](/pic/170629/600x316/quotation-steven-wright-i-replaced-the-headlights-in-my-car-with-strobe.jpg)
![Steven Wright quote: "I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was..."](/pic/240990/600x316/quotation-steven-wright-i-went-for-a-walk-last-night-and-she-asked-me-how.jpg)
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