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Steven Wright quotes

American Comedian December 6, 1955

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Steven Wright quote: "I had a quicksand box as a kid. I was an only child......"
I had a quicksand box as a kid. I was an only child... eventually. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two..."
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left..."
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?"
Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was..."
I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "How young can you die of old age?"
How young can you die of old age? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "They say the universe is expanding. That should help ease the..."
They say the universe is expanding. That should help ease the traffic. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Cross-country skiing is fine as long as you live in a small..."
Cross-country skiing is fine as long as you live in a small country. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my..."
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?"
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Everyone who believes in psychokinesis raise my hand."
Everyone who believes in psychokinesis raise my hand. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand."
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID..."
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only..."
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. Steven Wright

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