English En
  • Deutsche De
  • English En
  • Français Fr
  • Русский Ru

We use cookies to personalise content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyse our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our marketing and analytics partners who may combine it with other information you've provided to them or which they've separately collected from you. You also may to see our Privacy Policy. By clicking the OK button below, you accept our cookies.

Authors:

Steven Wright Quotes

Steven Wright quote: "Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't..."

Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on theroad an hour.

Steven Wright

About author

Related Authors

Topics

Quotes currently Trending

Alfred Lord Tennyson quote: "I the heir of all the ages, in the foremost files of time."
I the heir of all the ages, in the foremost files of time. Alfred Lord Tennyson
J. K. Rowling quote: "Oh, HONESTLY, don't you two read?"
Oh, HONESTLY, don't you two read? J. K. Rowling
E. V. Lucas quote: "There are two words for everything."
There are two words for everything. E. V. Lucas
Clarence Darrow quote: "Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of..."
Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont. Clarence Darrow
George R. R. Martin quote: "Why is it always the innocents who suffer most, when you high..."
Why is it always the innocents who suffer most, when you high lords play your game of thrones? George R. R. Martin
A good writer cannot avoid having social consciousness. I don't mean this about small pieces of writing, but about a big book. If it's a big book, there has to be more than one undertow. Marguerite Young
Kiernan Shipka quote: "My style is constantly changing."
My style is constantly changing. Kiernan Shipka
Barack Obama quote: "I've been fighting with Acorn, alongside Acorn, on issues you..."
I've been fighting with Acorn, alongside Acorn, on issues you care about, my entire career. Barack Obama
I started thinking about my relationship with my students; I'm this guy who comes in from book - and movie - land and descends on angel wings into their classroom. Richard Price
Tony Blair quote: "It is not an arrogant government that chooses priorities, it's..."
It is not an arrogant government that chooses priorities, it's an irresponsible government that fails to choose. Tony Blair
As somebody who's been writing about this subject for getting on twenty years now, it's astonishing how the climate has changed in the last five years. Anthony Holden
J. K. Rowling quote: "Alas! Earwax!"
Alas! Earwax! J. K. Rowling
Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people. Arsene Wenger
People with clear, written goals, accomplish far more in a shorter period of time than people without them could ever imagine. Brian Tracy
I feel that I am a citizen of the American dream and that the revolutionary struggle of which I am a part is a struggle against the American nightmare. Eldridge Cleaver