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Tea Leoni Quotes

Tea Leoni quote: "If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one,..."

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one.

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All I mean is, I'm not the kind of audience comedy directors want at a test screening because I seldom laugh, and if I do, it's not very loud. That doesn't mean I don't like the movie. Todd Solondz