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Tommy Cooper quote: "Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of..."

Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Consequently, the truth of God lives in our souls more by the power of superior moral courage than by the light of an eminent intelligence. Indeed, spiritual intelligence itself depends on the fortitude and patience with which we sacrifice ourselves for the truth, as it is communicated to our lives concretely in the providential will of God Thomas Merton
Mother Teresa quote: "The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the..."
The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. Mother Teresa
I do believe in God. I think God has given so much power to people, and intelligence, and said, 'Well, you are on your own. Maybe I'm tired, I need a nap. You are mature. Why don't you look after yourselves?' And I think He's been sleeping too much. Tracy Kidder
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With me it was that defending the Communist Party was something worse than naming the names. Edward Dmytryk
Jonathan Davis quote: "The music industry can make you feel like a prostitute."
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A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. Oscar Wilde
Photography suits the temper of this age - of active bodies and minds. It is a perfect medium for one whose mind is teeming with ideas, imagery, for a prolific worker who would be slowed down by painting or sculpting, for one who sees quickly and acts decisively, accurately. Edward Weston
It seems to me that most people are impressed with just three things: how fast you can play, how high you can play, and how loud you can play. I find this a little exasperating, but I'm a lot more experienced now, and understand that probably less than 2 percent of the public can really hear. When I say hear, I mean follow a horn player through his ideas, and be able to understand those ideas in relation to the changes, if the changes are completely modern. Dixie is different - it's easier to... Chet Baker
James Anthony Froude quote: "We enter the world alone, we leave the world alone."
We enter the world alone, we leave the world alone. James Anthony Froude
What good is a writer if he can't destroy literature? And us... what good are we if we don't help as much as we can in that destruction? Julio Cortazar
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Even my aunt Joan, hopelessly sentimental about every member of our family, admitted that I was hideous. Sister Parish
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For me, the bulimia was about stuffing my emotions. So I stopped suppressing my feelings. Cheryl James
Goldwin Smith quote: "The Romans, we are told, were by nature a peculiarly warlike..."
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When you're cruising down the road in the fast lane and you lazily sail past a few hard-driving cars and are feeling pretty pleased with yourself and then accidently change down from fourth to first instead of third thus making your engine leap out of your hood in a rather ugly mess, it tends to throw you off stride in much the same way that this remark threw Ford Prefect off his. Douglas Adams
Miss Rice talks very tough. We have gotten used to this nonsense. Miss Rice is a bit emotional about this, and we predicted that she would have a more emotional approach to this. Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani