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American Director December 1, 1935

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Woody Allen quote: "I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a..."
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. Woody Allen
Raining. Oh, brother, a scratch on the fender. Damn rabbi on his unicycle. Wait a minute, where are my car keys? Could have sworn I left them in this pocket. No, just some loose change and ticket stubs from the all-black version of Elaine Stritch’ s one-woman show. Did I check my desk? Better go back inside. What’s in the top drawer here? Hmm. Envelopes, my paper clips, a loaded revolver in case the tenant in 2A begins yodelling again. Woody Allen
?m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. ?ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a..."
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. Woody Allen

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