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Woody Allen Quotes

Woody Allen quotes about death

American Director December 1, 1935

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Woody Allen quote: "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent..."
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen
The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily laying down. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "Marriage is the death of hope."
Marriage is the death of hope. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "The difference between sex and death is that with death you..."
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really..."
Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be..."
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . Woody Allen
So then, what do you believe in? Sex and death. Two things that come once in my lifetime. But at least after death you're not nauseous. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders."
I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and..."
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "I foresee death by culture shock."
I foresee death by culture shock. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when..."
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it..."
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened..."
Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen

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