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Woody Allen Quotes

Woody Allen quotes about food

American Director December 1, 1935

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There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not..."
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small."
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food:..."
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. Woody Allen

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