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Woody Allen Quotes

Woody Allen quotes about god

American Director December 1, 1935

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What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after--who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we... Woody Allen
God, you Jews are truly exotic."Exotic? She should only know the Greenblatts. Or Mr. and Mrs. Milton Sharpstein, my father's friends. Or for that matter, my cousin Tovah. Exotic? I mean, they're nice, but hardly exotic with their endless bickering over the best way to combat indigestion or how far back to sit from the television set. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse."
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday."
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. Woody Allen
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can..."
If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue..."
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because..."
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large..."
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition."
To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."
God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "If God does exist, he's an underachiever."
If God does exist, he's an underachiever. Woody Allen

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