English En
  • Deutsche De
  • English En
  • Français Fr
  • Русский Ru

We use cookies to personalise content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyse our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our marketing and analytics partners who may combine it with other information you've provided to them or which they've separately collected from you. You also may to see our Privacy Policy. By clicking the OK button below, you accept our cookies.

Authors:

Woody Allen Quotes

By now they had mastered my own language, but they still made simple mistakes, like using 'hermeneutics,' when they meant 'heuristic'.

Woody Allen

About author

Related Authors

Topics

Quotes currently Trending

Right now you're about the least attractive Bird I've ever seen...But I'll sleep with you just the same. I haven't been fastidious about morality since my husband committed suicide; besides, even if you intend to have the most disgusting kind of sex with me, I'm sure I'll discover something genuine in no matter what we do. Kenzaburo Oe
Constance Baker Motley quote: "I grew up in a house where nobody had to tell me to go to..."
I grew up in a house where nobody had to tell me to go to school every day and do my homework. Constance Baker Motley
Fitness will be a major factor in the first race and I think that will play into the hands of drivers who have been racing recently, rather than people like me who haven't raced properly for a decade. I'am not one of the favourites to start with. Nigel Mansell
Doug Coupland quote: "Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe."What does the 'T' stand..."
Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe."What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The. Doug Coupland
Kate Bush quote: "What made it special made it dangerous, so I bury it... and..."
What made it special made it dangerous, so I bury it... and forget. Kate Bush
Julius Streicher quote: "It is an open secret that Jews do not work, but rather let..."
It is an open secret that Jews do not work, but rather let others work for them. Julius Streicher
Jacques Prevert quote: "When truth is no longer free, freedom is no longer real: the..."
When truth is no longer free, freedom is no longer real: the truths of the police are the truths of today. Jacques Prevert
But you’re out of another world old kid … You ought to live on top of the Woolworth Building in an apartment made of cutglass and cherry blossoms. John Dos Passos
I love eulogies. They are the most moving kind of speech because they attempt to pluck meaning from the fog, and on short order, when the emotions are still ragged and raw and susceptible to leaps. Peggy Noonan
Anthony Burgess quote: "It's funny how the colours of the like real world only seem..."
It's funny how the colours of the like real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen. Anthony Burgess
We construct a narrative for ourselves, and that's the thread that we follow from one day to the next. People who disintegrate as personalities are the ones who lose that thread. Paul Auster
Consciousness does not just passively reflect the objective material world; it plays an active role in creating realityitself. Stanislav Grof
That liberty is a great thing we may know from our own feelings, and we may likewise judge so from the conduct of the white-people, in the late war. Jupiter Hammon
Gilbert K. Chesterton quote: "She had never really listened to anyone in her life; which,..."
She had never really listened to anyone in her life; which, some said, was why she had survived. Gilbert K. Chesterton
Sooner or later in life everyone discovers that perfect happiness is unrealizable, but there are few who pause to consider the antithesis: that perfect unhappiness is equally unattainable. The obstacles preventing the realization of both these extreme states are of the same nature: they derive from our human condition which is opposed to everything infinite. Primo Levi