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MY river runs to thee: Blue sea, wilt welcome me? My river waits reply. Oh sea, look graciously! I ’ll fetch thee brooks From spotted nooks,— Say, sea, Take me! Emily Dickinson
What you do in your house is worth as much as if you did it up in heaven for our Lord God. We should accustom ourselves to think of our position and work as sacred and well-pleasing to God, not on account of the position and work, but on account of the word and faith from which the obedience and work flow. Martin Luther
Bram Stoker quote: "We learn from failure, not from success!"
We learn from failure, not from success! Bram Stoker
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When I see my children, and when I see the people who value me, I know how lucky I am. Kevin Costner
I can mourn internally, just be quiet about it. I have my moments but I'm not a real, expressive person, especially when it comes to like sadness. Faith Evans
Do you know what I think Mayflowers are, Marilla? I think they must be the souls of the flowers that died last summer, and this is their heaven. L. M. Montgomery
Jack Nicholson quote: "A lot of people can't remember things because they weren't..."
A lot of people can't remember things because they weren't actually there to begin with - they don't take it all in. Jack Nicholson
Kary Mullis quote: "I'm really optimistic in the mornings."
I'm really optimistic in the mornings. Kary Mullis
Roberto Cavalli quote: "Today the world is a big jungle."
Today the world is a big jungle. Roberto Cavalli
I wasn't that wild about that. I told them basically if they were really going to want to bring back heavy metal to a program on MTV, then they are really going to have to get in touch with what real heavy metal is. Phil Anselmo
Arthur Cohn quote: "To have a film in America means precisely nothing if you don't..."
To have a film in America means precisely nothing if you don't have a distributor who stands behind it. Arthur Cohn
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All the gossip and craziness becomes a kind of sustained narrative which, in turn, can become history. It's scary. Barbara Kruger
For this was the round of love: fear which leads on desire, tenderness and fury, and that brutal anguish which triumphantly follows pleasure. Francoise Sagan
Amour is the one human activity of any importance in which laughter and pleasure preponderate, if ever so slightly, over misery and pain. Aldous Huxley
Roger Moore quote: "I love cash."
I love cash. Roger Moore