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Arses Quotes

I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse. Harold Pinter
What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse? Tad Williams
So, she said. You met your brother. You know, said Fat Charlie, you could have warned me. I did warn you that he is a god. You didn't mention that he was a complete and utter pain in the arse, though. Neil Gaiman
One day, maybe not in the next few weeks, but certainly in the conceivable future, someone will be able to refer to me without using the word 'arse' somewhere in the sentence. Nick Hornby
All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a cow a good fright, entangle a Yorkshire terrier for life, and is nasty stuff made by greedy men. Billy Connolly
She thinks I've let myself down,' he was saying. 'But I haven't. I'm doing perfectly okay. Endless horizons are all very well when you're young. But get to your age, you've got to ... you've got to get some perspective. That's what kept going round in my head whenever she got unbearable about it. Perspective, she needs perspective. And I kept saying to myself, look, I'm doing okay. Look at loads of other people, people we know. Look at Ray. Look what a pig's arse he's making of his life. She... Kazuo Ishiguro
I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I’ll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I don’t have to strain. Ozzy Osbourne
Karl Pilkington quote: "I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do..."
I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever. Karl Pilkington
He's going on and on, and I can't be bothered. I just can't be fuckin well arsed saying something like: Solaris shites all over 2001, and then listening to him arguing vehemently against it. Or, alternatively, waiting for him to say it, and then being expected to argue engingly, as if to agree, even if we do, is a sign that we're effete proofs. I can't be bothered with it and I can't even be bothered to tell him that I can'be be bothered. Irvine Welsh
Ozzy Osbourne quote: "I was a free man, and I’d survived prison without being arse..."
I was a free man, and I’d survived prison without being arse raped or beaten to a pulp. So how come I felt so f**king sad? Ozzy Osbourne
Years later when she was being eccentric, had shed her corset and let her arse spread unhindered by anything but her perpetual dressing gown. Peter Carey
The dandelion was long popularly known as the 'pissabed' because of its supposed diuretic properties, and other names in everyday use included 'mare's fart', 'naked ladies', 'twitch-ballock', 'hounds-piss', 'open arse', and 'bum-towel'. Bill Bryson
The shrill voices of those who give orders. Are full of fear like the squeakings of. Piglets awaiting the butcher's knife, as their fat arses. Sweat with anxiety in their office chairs....Fear rules not only those who are ruled, but. The rulers too. Bertolt Brecht
Cleveland Amory quote: "A person has an idea about foreign policy or doesn't know..."
A person has an idea about foreign policy or doesn't know one’s arse from one’s elbow. Cleveland Amory
Sharon Osbourne quote: "I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice!"
I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice! Sharon Osbourne

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