Ass Quotes (page 10)

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• father
• country
• enough

. . I have come to revere words like "democracy" and "freedom," the right to vote, the incomprehensibly beautiful origins of my country, and the grandeur of the extraordinary vision of the founding fathers. Do I not see America's flaws? Of course I do. But I now can honor her basic, incorruptible virtues, the ones that let me walk the streets screaming my ass off that my country had no idea what it was doing in South Vietnam. . . . I have come to a conclusion about my country that I knew... Pat Conroy

• life
• waiting
• sleep

In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To sit around licking my ass. Charles Bukowski

• personality
• she
• personal

When a person is only half an ass like me, and not a complete one, she senses certain things. Michael Ende

• change
• job
• waste

...en route to the final destination, which was always to get trashed, wasted, hammered, crunked up, bombed, wrecked, sloshed, fried, flapjacked, fucked-up, or get plainlong fucked, laid, drained, get some ass, get some head, some skull, a lube job, get your oil changed, get some brown sugar, quiff, goo, pussy... Tom Wolfe

• study
• bike
• tweaking

This is my body, and I can do whatever I want to it. I can push it; Study it; Tweak it; Listen to it. Everybody wants to know what I am on. What am I on? I am on my bike busting my ass six hours a day; What are YOU on? Lance Armstrong

• life
• go
• kicks

Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass Maya Angelou

• caring
• cool
• help

Love with your mouth shut, help without breaking your ass or publicizing it: keep cool, but care. Thomas Pynchon

• saying
• vampire
• bad

Even officers who don't approve of your lifestyle choices would still take you as backup over Kirkland, or most anyone else. They'd say how you're bad for shaking up with vampires and wereleopards, but in a firefight they'd take your vampire-loving, furry-fucking ass over most anyone else's. Laurell K. Hamilton

• lawyer
• pain
• him

You advised him not to get a lawyer, giving as one of your reasons the opinion that lawyers are a pain in the ass. Gentlemen, the pain is here.-Reggie Love John Grisham

• life
• nature
• rock

You're gonna be going to rock shows for the rest of your natural life right ladies?. You're gonna see sleezy ass rockbands. They're gonna come up to you and ask you, to show your tits for a backstage pass. You know what I want you to fucking do? I want you to spit right in their FUCKING FACE. Gerard Way

• cat
• curiosity
• may

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it saved my ass. Michael J. Fox

• inspirational
• team
• independent

I don't like ass kissers, flag wavers or team players. I like people who buck the system. Individualists. I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.'" Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name. If they say, "We're the So-and-Sos," take a walk. And if, somehow, you must join, if it's... George Carlin

• death
• kick
• deaths

Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing. Charles Bukowski

• death
• may
• defenders

I may not agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right to make an ass of yourself. Oscar Wilde

• together
• little
• old

I still am a little late, though. I'm trying. There's a lot of shit to do to pull this old ass together. Cyndi Lauper