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Beer Quotes

Beer's nice for being glad and dizzy, and sometimes for the mystery and stuff, but the happy that comes out of a beer can is not like the real happy you got to make in your heart. Tom Robbins
Clementine Paddleford quote: "Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national..."
Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer. Clementine Paddleford
Henry Lawson quote: "Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer."
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. Henry Lawson
Tom Robbins quote: "Beer can lead men to think they're mighty and foul-mouthed..."
Beer can lead men to think they're mighty and foul-mouthed women to believe themselves amusing and hip. Tom Robbins
Martin Luther quote: "Beer is made by men, wine by God."
Beer is made by men, wine by God. Martin Luther
Benjamin Franklin quote: "Beer is the living proof that God loves us and wants us to be..."
Beer is the living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Franklin quote: "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin
Ray Bradbury quote: "Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it."
Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it. Ray Bradbury
Beer does not satisfy magic, however. So the magic ordered a round of Harvey Wallbangers. But it takes more than vodka to fuel magic. It takes risks. It takes EXTREMES. Tom Robbins
Dan Castellaneta quote: "Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. Dan Castellaneta
Billy Carter quote: "Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home..."
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. Billy Carter
Jack Nicholson quote: "Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world."
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. Jack Nicholson
Well, basically there are two sorts of opera," said Nanny, who also had the true witch's ability to be confidently expert on the basis of no experience whatsoever. "There's your heavy opera, where basically people sing foreign and it goes like "Oh oh oh, I am dyin', oh I am dyin', oh oh oh, that's what I'm doin'", and there's your light opera, where they sing in foreign and it basically goes "Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! I like to drink lots of beer!", although sometimes they drink champagne... Terry Prachett
I tell you, Mr. Okada, a cold beer at the end of the day is the best thing life has to offer. Some choosy people say that a too cold beer doesn’t taste good, but I couldn’t disagree more. The first beer should be so cold you can’t even taste it. The second one should be a little less chilled, but I want that first one to be like ice. I want it to be so cold my temples throb with pain. This is my own personal preference of course. Haruki Murakami
We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be. Jerry Pournelle

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