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Beer Quotes (page 4)

My soul is ten thousand miles wide and extremely invisibly deep. It is the same size as the sea, and you cannot, you cannot cram it into beer cans and fingernails and stake it out in lots and own it. It will drown you all and never even notice. Ursula K. Le Guin
Theodore Roethke quote: "I may look like a beer salesman, but I'm a poet."
I may look like a beer salesman, but I'm a poet. Theodore Roethke
Tom Robbins quote: "Matters are very seldom all black or white. They can even be..."
Matters are very seldom all black or white. They can even be both at the same time - The Beer Fairy Tom Robbins
There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch. On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands' necks. Anything can happen. You can even get a full glass of beer at a cocktail lounge. Raymond Chandler
Denis Leary quote: "All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah,..."
All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. Denis Leary
We would sit in the living room, drink a case of Busch beer, and throw the empty cans into the kitchen for no reason whatsoever, beyond the fact that it was the most overtly irresponsible way for any two people to live. Chuck Klosterman
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? Bill Watterson
It is a great feeling to know that from a window. I can go to books to cans of beer to past loves. And from these gather enough dream to sneak out a back door. Gregory Corso
Not if you pay attention. I mean, you're sending all the right signals - no earrings, heels under two inches, your hair is pulled back, you're wearing reading glasses with no book, drinking a Grey Goose martini, which means you had a hell of a week and a beer just wouldn't do it. And if that wasn't clear enough, there's always the "fuck off" sign that you have stamped on your forehead. Will Smith
David Sedaris quote: "I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you..."
I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer. David Sedaris
So he is putting down junk and coming on with tea. I take three drags, Jane looked at him and her flesh crystallized. I leaped up screaming "I got the fear!" and ran out of the house. Drank a beer in a little restaurant - mosaic bar and soccer scores and bullfight posters - and waited for the bus to town. A year later in Tangier I heard she was dead. William S. Burroughs
There was also the fact that sending a penniless writer to get $135 worth of beer was? as Khrushchev said of Nixon? 'like sending a goat to tend the cabbage'. Hunter S. Thompson
I've never seen a world. So festering with damnation. I have left. Rings of beer on every alehouse table. From the salt sea-coast across half a dozen counties, But each time I thought I was on the way. To a faintly festive hiccup. The sight of the damned world sobered me up again. Christopher Fry
There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Who's been pinching my beer? Terry Prachett
When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers of beer, and an enormous Fuck-It Bucket - a plastic pail filled with jawbreakers and bite-size candy bars. ("When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it,' and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.") David Sedaris

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