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Blow Job Quotes

One show, I did a benefit for a feminist organziation....So it's all feminsts. Gloria Steinem is sitting right up front. I walked out and said, "Look here, I can't stay around here too long with you broads because I gotta get home and cook my man a nice hot dinner. Plus, he likes his blow job by nine forty-five." I though it was funny. They didn't. They didn't find anything funny. I thought, Oh Lord, I made these women mad. I stepped over the line. I continued. "Ladies, calm down. I'm just... Wanda Sykes
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for. Chelsea Handler
I decided that giving a girl a ring when you're not in a serious relationship is sort of like giving a guy a blow job when you have no real feelings for him. It makes everything feel a little cheap. It cheapens the giver and the recipient. Emily Giffin
Meg Cabot quote: "Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your..."
Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue? Meg Cabot
In my world, the self-righteous are often the ones sneaking around getting blow jobs before they go home to the wives and kiddies. Nora Roberts
Anne Lamott quote: "I've given guys blow jobs just because I've run out of things..."
I've given guys blow jobs just because I've run out of things to talk about.'Oh, Rae. Who hasn't Anne Lamott
You gotta come home. Be with me. After what we been through! We—we signed into that motel as man and wife! You put—you put your mouth on me." "Shoulda checked the fine print, hon," whispered Ellen Cherry, trying to assist him back onto the ivy vines as quietly as possible. "That blow job did not come with a lifetime warranty. Tom Robbins
[The USA in the '70s] The country's cinematic output was appropriately bleak, reflecting the moroseness and self-hatred that riddled the national psyche. Anti-heroes such as Bonnie and Clyde, Travis Bickle, Popeye Doyle and the Corleones dominated the box office and the public wallowed in a morass of guilty introspection. There was never a country in more desperate need of a blow job than the United States of America: enter George Lucas. Simon Pegg
Meg Cabot quote: "[while toasting] To blow jobs we want back"
[while toasting] To blow jobs we want back Meg Cabot
Geraldo Rivera quote: "Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants."
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. Geraldo Rivera
Just blow in it and sound bad for about a year and then make it sound a little bit better, and you get a little band together, and then you get a few jobs. You take four guys that sound half bad, but if they're 25 percent each, they can give 100 percent, you know? Quincy Jones

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