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Carrot Quotes (page 2)

Nothing was ever in tune. People just blindly grabbed at whatever there was: communism, health foods, zen, surfing, ballet, hypnotism, group encounters, orgies, biking, herbs, Catholicism, weight-lifting, travel, withdrawal, vegetarianism, India, painting, writing, sculpting, composing, conducting, backpacking, yoga, copulating, gambling, drinking, hanging around, frozen yogurt, Beethoven, Back, Buddha, Christ, TM, H, carrot juice, suicide, handmade suits, jet travel, New York City, and then... Charles Bukowski
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes They've got those hoppy legs and twitchy little noses And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies! Bunnies! It must be Bunnies! Joss Whedon
This signior is sound, safe, ready, and dumb. As ever was candle, carrot, or thumb; Then away with these nasty devices, and show. How you rate the just merits of Signior Dildo. John Wilmot
Emile Zola quote: "The day is not far off when one ordinary carrot may be..."
The day is not far off when one ordinary carrot may be pregnant with revolution. Emile Zola
Very simply, we subsidize high-fructose corn syrup in this country, but not carrots. While the surgeon general is raising alarms over the epidemic of obesity, the president is signing farm bills designed to keep the river of cheap corn flowing, guaranteeing that the cheapest calories in the supermarket will continue to be the unhealthiest. Michael Pollan
It was taunted as reality. It was dangled as a carrot. In terms of people's hopes and dreams, to say that that is less of a reality than the daily grind they find themselves in is maybe not correct. Martin Mull
Alanis Morissette quote: "For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived..."
For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee. Alanis Morissette
Dennis Miller quote: "Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is..."
Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge. Dennis Miller
I eat vegetarian a lot. I buy only fresh ingredients and cook from scratch - that way, when I feel like snacking and look in my fridge, it's: 'Oh, baby carrots or chocolate soy pudding. Take your pick.' Nadia Giosia
I recycle. I have a house in the south of France and I have a small garden. My name is Dujardin - 'from the garden.' I grow carrots, peppers, strawberries, green beans, and things for salads, but there are lots of wild boars all around and they steal the food. Jean Dujardin
Jim Davis quote: "Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake,..."
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. Jim Davis
While Congress can't overturn the Supreme Court, we can provide carrots and sticks to prevent local governments from unfairly taking property from landowners. Stephanie Herseth
Mitch Hedberg quote: "If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up."
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up. Mitch Hedberg
Mae West quote: "I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me..."
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. Mae West
Tom Cole quote: "Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can..."
Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you. Tom Cole

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