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Chumps Quotes

Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains. What good are brains to a man? They only unsettle him. P. G. Wodehouse
Jonathan Kellerman quote: "Optimism is denial for chumps with no life experience"."What's..."
Optimism is denial for chumps with no life experience"."What's pessimism?" I said."Religion without God. Jonathan Kellerman
Sore loser? You bet your fuckin' ass! What on earth is wrong with being a sore loser? It shows you cared about whatever the contest was in the first place. Fuck losing graciously-that's for chumps. And losers, by the way. George Carlin
When you don't have enough or you run out, you feel in your core that the leak has begun and there will be no end to the leakage. And this makes you feel like a chump. Whereas having some money gives you the conviction that you're not naked in the howling wind, even though you basically are, existentially. Anne Lamott
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "Providence looks after all the chumps of this world, and..."
Providence looks after all the chumps of this world, and personally, I'm all for it. P. G. Wodehouse
This, according to the fellows who saw me as fit for a Service career, put me ahead of the curve, to understand this truth at an age when most guys are starting only to suspect the basics of adulthood--that life owes you nothing; that suffering takes many forms; that no one will ever care for you as your mother did; that the human heart is a chump. David Foster Wallace
Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump! Otis Criblecoblis
Gennifer Flowers quote: "My advice to Hillary would be to divorce that chump."
My advice to Hillary would be to divorce that chump. Gennifer Flowers
Mike Tyson quote: "That's what people respect, the fact that I wasn't a chump..."
That's what people respect, the fact that I wasn't a chump that laid on his back and gave up. Mike Tyson
Any man who takes a job with the idea that it is simply a springboard for something else is a chump. His attention will be more on the other things than on the job at hand and so he will fail. Charles Edison

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