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College Quotes

College wasn't like the real world. In the real world people dropped names based on their renown. In college, people dropped names based on their obscurity. Jeffrey Eugenides
Bob Dylan quote: "Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more..."
Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges. Bob Dylan
Jerry Kramer quote: "College was especially sweet because of the positive, hopeful..."
College was especially sweet because of the positive, hopeful atmosphere of a college campus. Jerry Kramer
College is the reward for surviving high school. Most people have great fun stories from college and nightmare stories from high school. Judd Apatow
College football: I do not see the relationship of those highly industrialized affairs on Saturday afternoons to higher learning in America. Robert M. Hutchins
College football would be much more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the trustees played. There would be a great increase in broken arms, legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution in the loss of humanity. H. L. Mencken
George Eliot quote: "College mostly makes people like bladders— just good for..."
College mostly makes people like bladders— just good for nothing but t’ hold the stuff as is poured into ‘em. George Eliot
College is the best thing that can ever happen to you," my father used to say, and he was right, for it was there that I discovered drugs, drinking, and smoking. David Sedaris
colleges being nothing but grooming schools for the middle-class non-identity which usually finds its perfect expression on the outskirts of the campus in rows of well-to-do houses with lawns and television sets in each living room with everybody looking at the same thing and thinking the same thing at the same time while the Japhies of the world go prowling in the wilderness to hear the voice crying in the wilderness, to find the ecstacy of the stars, to find the dark mysterious secret of... Jack Kerouac
Colleges typically did not tell you that ninety percent of your education came after you hung the parchment on the wall. People might ask for a rebate. Tom Clancy
College women are typically given to declaring for one or the other (in my day, for marriage; now, generally, for careers), and only later finding to their surprise that they must cope with both--while their men may be trying to figure out how to get out of doing both. Judith Martin
Ralph Waldo Emerson quote: "Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints."
Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints. Ralph Waldo Emerson
College on for sure... I'm scared to say it cause it sounds like a family movie, but if my kid was 7, 8, 9 I would take her to this quickly and gladly! Rob Morrow
Barbara Mikulski quote: "College is part of the American dream. It shouldn't be part of..."
College is part of the American dream. It shouldn't be part of a financial nightmare for families. Barbara Mikulski
George Gobel quote: "College is a place to keep warm between high school and an..."
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. George Gobel

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