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Condom Quotes

Condoms ribbed for extrasensitivity. The last thing I need is extrasensitivity. Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a paradox. You don't feel a thing, but you can fuck for hours. This seems to really miss the point. I want my whole life lined with a topical anesthetic. Chuck Palahniuk
Bob Rubin quote: "Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing..."
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. Bob Rubin
The worst of all of this is the lie that condoms really protect against AIDS. The condom failure rate can be as high as 20 percent. Would you get on a plane? or put your children on a plane? if one of five passengers would be killed on the flight? Well, the statistic holds for condoms, folks. Rush Limbaugh
Janet Evanovich quote: "You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't..."
You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms."Joe Morelli Janet Evanovich
Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a paradox. You don't feel a thing, but you can fuck for hours. Chuck Palahniuk
You know, we are one nation under a god. Yes, you were right. An angry, crack slinging god who decorates with bullets and spent condoms. Henry Rollins
Stephen King quote: "Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered..."
Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches. Stephen King
a salesman is an it that stinks to please but whether to please itself or someone else makes no more difference than if it sells hate condoms education snakeoil vac uumcleaners terror strawberries democ ra(caveat emptor)cy superfluous hair E. E. Cummings
Take it all off. I don't intend to fuck somebody in his underwear. And you have to use a condom. I know where I've been, but I don't know where you've been. - Lisbeth Salander Steig Larsson
You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. Chuck Palahniuk
You're going to need this," she said, and pulled out a condom."At some point, we're also going to need a defibrillator and a fire extinguisher."Promises, promises. Nora Roberts
American grammar doesn't have the sturdiness of British grammar (a British advertising man with a proper education can make magazine copy for ribbed condoms sound like the Magna goddam Carta), but it has its own scruffy charm Stephen King
but I don't want to wear a condom because I don't feel anything," and she says calmly... glaring at me,"If you don't use one you're not going to feel anything anyway. Bret Easton Ellis
He kisses the D.S.'s hand thrusting his fingers into his mouth (the D.S. must feel his toothless gums) complaining he has lost teeth "inna thervith". "Please Boss Man. I'll wipe your ass, I'll wash out your dirty condoms, I'll polish your shoes with the oil on my nose.... William S. Burroughs
It seemed to me, watching, that if you were dextrous enough to gift-wrap an independent-minded amphibian, you could just about manage a condom. Naomi Wolf

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