English En
  • Deutsche De
  • English En
  • Français Fr
  • Русский Ru

We use cookies to personalise content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyse our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our marketing and analytics partners who may combine it with other information you've provided to them or which they've separately collected from you. You also may to see our Privacy Policy. By clicking the OK button below, you accept our cookies.

Authors:

Crap Quotes (page 5)

These flowers will be rotten in a couple hours. Birds will crap on them. The smoke here will make them stink, and tomorrow a bulldozer will probably run over them, but for right now they are so beautiful. Chuck Palahniuk
Even as I'm shoveling up my hooter, I realize the sad truth. Coke bores me, It bores us all. We're jaded cunts, in a scene we hate, a city we hate, pretending that we're at the center of the universe, trashing ourselves with crap drugs to stave off the feeling that real life is happening somewhere else, aware that all we're doing is feeding that paranoia and disenchantment, yet somehow we're too apathetic to stop. Cause, sadly, there's nothing else of interest to stop for. Irvine Welsh
Uh-oh,' said Gazzy, but Angel was so nauseated she didn't have time to leap to a safe distance, or grab a gas mask Bbbbbrrrrrrrttthhhhhhttttttt. 'Mother of God, no!' Total cried, doing a fast belly-crawl to the pool and throwing himself in. 'You said it wasn't your digestive system!' 'What was that?' Dylan asked. He winced and threw an arm oer his nose and mouth. ... 'Sorry,' Gazzy said miserably, but he couldn't help a tiny grin. Nudge was clawing at a stack of towels to cover her... James Patterson
James Patterson quote: "This was a perfect storm of crap, all flying through the same..."
This was a perfect storm of crap, all flying through the same fan, right at him. James Patterson
I believe in love and lust and sex and romance. I don't want everything to add up to some perfect equation. I want mess and chaos. I want someone to go crazy out of his mind for me. I want to feel passion and heat and sweat and madness. I want valenties and cupids and all of that crap. I WANT IT ALL Barbra Streisand
With Jason I thought I'd finally played my cards right, and now I'm just one more of thosebroken, sad people out there, figuring out a year in advance where they can have Easter and. Christmas dinner without feeling like a burden or duty to others, cursing the quality of modernmovies because it's so hard to fill weeknights with movies when they're all crap, and waiting, justwaiting, for those three drinks a night to turn into four - and then, well, then I'll be applying mymakeup in the... Doug Coupland
Iain Banks quote: "You need to read more science fiction. Nobody who reads..."
You need to read more science fiction. Nobody who reads science fiction comes out with this crap about the end of history Iain Banks
Colleen McCullough quote: "All that appearance business is crap, and I'm not even going..."
All that appearance business is crap, and I'm not even going to be bothered arguing with you about it. Colleen McCullough
Tallulah Bankhead quote: "If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot..."
If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education. Tallulah Bankhead
You don't start out writing good stuff. You start out writing crap and thinking it's good stuff, and then gradually you get better at it. That's why I say one of the most valuable traits is persistence. Octavia Butler
Love does not exist, it's like religion, the state wants you to believe in that kind of crap so they can control you, and f**k your head up. Irvine Welsh
What it comes down to, Red, is some people refuse to get their hands dirty at all. That's called sainthood, and the pigeons land on your shoulders and crap all over your shirt. Stephen King
David Baldacci quote: "Time doesn't really heal, it just makes you not to give a crap"
Time doesn't really heal, it just makes you not to give a crap David Baldacci
Janet Evanovich quote: "Holy Crap,' Carolli said. 'You shot Jesus. That's gonna take a..."
Holy Crap,' Carolli said. 'You shot Jesus. That's gonna take a lot of Hail Marys. Janet Evanovich
I think the main influence has been living in New York City. Aside from all the crap around 9/11, I find it very demanding to think amid all the noise and visual pollution. George Murray

Popular Topics

Popular Author