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Crappy Quotes

My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.' Demetri Martin
John Mayer quote: "High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy..."
High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless. John Mayer
Kennedy's issue didn't seem to be that she had been in jail, but that she had put on weight in jail. The food had been crappy, she'd told me, and it has been high on the carbohydrate count. "But I'm an emotional eater," she'd said, as if that were a terrible thing. "And I was real emotional in jail. Charlaine Harris
Heroism's just doing more than you want to do or think you can. Sometimes it's just doing the crappy things, the unhappy things other people won't do....It's not just jumping out of a plane onto a glacier ten thousand feet up because there's nobody else there to do it. It's getting out of bed in the morning when it seems like too much trouble. Nora Roberts
George Carlin quote: "People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't..."
People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day? George Carlin
Stephenie Meyer quote: "It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I'm joining your crappy little..."
It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires' guard dogs. Stephenie Meyer
The older I get, the more I see how much motivations matter. The Zune was crappy because the people at Microsoft don’t really love music or art the way we do. We won because we personally love music. Walter Isaacson
Janet Evanovich quote: "I am not menopausal. I just wanted half an hour alone. Is that..."
I am not menopausal. I just wanted half an hour alone. Is that too much to ask? A crappy half hour! Janet Evanovich
Everybody is becoming [a superhero]. In the past I've tried to say, 'Look, we are all crappy superheroes,' because personal computers and mobile phone devices are things that only Bat Man and Mr Fantastic would have owned back in the sixties. We've all got this immense power and we're still sat at home watching pornography and buying scratch cards. We're rubbish, even though we are as gods. Alan Moore
Drew Carey quote: "Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment."
Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment. Drew Carey
I can't say I cared much for you when I first came back. There's that crappy attitude of yours, and you're ugly, but you kind of grow on a guy."Immensely cheered, Seth snickered. "You're uglier."I'm bigger, I'm entitled. So I guess I'll hang around to see if you get any prettier as time goes on."I didn't really want you to go," Seth said under his breath after a long moment. It was the closest he could get to speaking his heart."I know. Nora Roberts
Was I being groomed for some special mission? What possible purpose could an existence like mine serve? When I wasn’t drinking in crappy bars, I was home by myself reading: a life that was achingly lonely, and yet perversely designed to prevent anybody from ever getting close enough to really know me. Heather King
It was 1978 when Superman came out, and I kept thinking, Why don't they do something about it? They've done all these crappy attempts at comic book film adaptations. What can we do different? Why don't we just re-release this thing? Richard Donner
You have to write badly to write at all. If it's crappy, I will rewrite it later. But it will be mine. You can hear the resonance of an artist who goes into herself. Kathy Mattea
In rowing, you're always striving for that perfect stroke, that repetition, each one being as good as the last. Same thing with cooking. You can't say, 'Oh, I don't feel well, so I'm going to put out a crappy plate.' Bryan Volpenhein

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