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Funny Quotes (page 20)

Gloria Vanderbilt quote: "that is the best-to laugh with someone because you both think..."
...that is the best-to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny. Gloria Vanderbilt
Hm-m," he said. "Lookie, Ma. I been all day an' all night hidin' alone. Guess who. I been thinkin' about? Casy! He talked a lot. Used ta bother me. But now I been thinkin' what he said, an' I can remember-all of it. Says one time he went out in the wilderness to find his own soul, an' he foun' he didn' have no soul that was his'n. Says he foun' he jus' got a little piece of a great big soul. Says a wilderness ain't no good, 'cause his little piece of a soul wasn't no good 'less it was... John Steinbeck
Be ruthless about protecting writing days, i. e., do not cave in to endless requests to have "essential" and "long overdue" meetings on those days. The funny thing is that, although writing has been my actual job for several years now, I still seem to have to fight for time in which to do it. Some people do not seem to grasp that I still have to sit down in peace and write the books, apparently believing that they pop up like mushrooms without my connivance. I must therefore guard the time... J. K. Rowling
Zora Neale Hurston quote: "It was funny if you looked at it right quick, but it got..."
It was funny if you looked at it right quick, but it got pitiful if you thought about it awhile. Zora Neale Hurston
I know I'm not funny. I mean, let's face it, I'm no Groucho Marx. But if you're a guy, and you're watching late night television, are you gonna start jacking off to Groucho? I don't think so! Sarah Silverman
James Patterson quote: "What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction?"
What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction? James Patterson
Hammond turned to Gennaro. "You know, of course, what Dr. Grant and Dr. Sattler do. They are paleontologists. They dig up dinosaurs." And then he began to laugh, as if he found the idea very funny. Michael Crichton
Do you think it's funny to be so serious when I'm not even out of high school?' she asked. 'I don't see how it could be any other way,' said Lee. 'Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth, and laughter at yourself comes last of all in a mad race with death, and sometimes it isn't in time. John Steinbeck
And it's funny how when somebody saves you, the first thing you want to do is save other people. All other people. Everybody. The kid never knew the man's name. But he never forgot that smile. "Hero" isn't the first word, but it's the first word that comes to mind. Chuck Palahniuk
You know what your trouble is? You're the kind whoalways reads the handbook. Anything people build, any kind of technology, it's going to have some specificpurpose. It's for doing something that somebody alreadyunderstands. But if it's new technology, it'll openareas nobody's ever thought of before. You read the manual, man, and you won't play around with it, not the same way. And you get all funny when somebody else uses it to dosomething you never thought of. William Gibson
Anthony Burgess quote: "It's funny how the colours of the like real world only seem..."
It's funny how the colours of the like real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen. Anthony Burgess
Death isn't funny." "Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us? us humans? death is so sad that we must laugh at it. Robert A. Heinlein
Miles Davis quote: "Music is a funny thing when you really come to think about it."
Music is a funny thing when you really come to think about it. Miles Davis
And the funny thing was if you made the best of it, if you smiled through every storm, the bad things were never as terrible as you expected them to be, and the good things were better than anything you could have wished for yourself. Dean Koontz
Do you practice the laugh, or is it a natural talent? Naw, I’m betting you practice.” Jean-Claude’s face twisted. I couldn’t decide if he was trying not to laugh, or not to frown. Maybe both. I affected some people that way. The laughter seeped out of her face, very human, until only her eyes sparkled. There was nothing funny about the look in those twinkling eyes. It was the sort of look a cat gives a small bird. Her voice lifted at the end of each word, a... Laurell K. Hamilton

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