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Kevin Bacon quote: "Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's..."
Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent. Kevin Bacon
Writing isn't about making money, getting famous, getting dates, getting laid, or making friends. In the end, it's about enriching the lives of those who will read your work, and enriching your own life, as well. It's about getting up, getting well, and getting over. Getting happy, okay? Getting happy. Stephen King
Some people wanted to get rich or famous, but my friends and I wanted to get real. We wanted to get deep. (Also, I suppose, we wanted to get laid.) Anne Lamott
The Sophists had this idea: Forget this idea of what's true or not—what you want to do is rhetoric; you want to be able to persuade the audience and have the audience think you're smart and cool. And Socrates and Plato, basically their whole idea is, "Bullshit. There is such a thing as truth, and it's not all just how to say what you say so that you get a good job or get laid, or whatever it is people think they want. David Foster Wallace
for a man of 55 who didn't get laid until he was 23 and not very often until he was 50 I think that I should stay listed via Pacific Telephone until I get as much as the average man has had Charles Bukowski
Aristotle quote: "It's the fastest who gets paid, and it's the fastest who gets..."
It's the fastest who gets paid, and it's the fastest who gets laid. Aristotle
Quentin Crisp quote: "Men get laid, but women get screwed."
Men get laid, but women get screwed. Quentin Crisp
Margaret Atwood quote: "So that’s what art is, for the artist,” said Crake. “An empty..."
So that’s what art is, for the artist,” said Crake. “An empty drainpipe. An amplifier. A stab at getting laid. Margaret Atwood
I knew I was different. I thought that I might be gay or something because I couldn't identify with any of the guys at all. None of them liked art or music. They just wanted to fight and get laid. It was many years ago but it gave me this real hatred for the average American macho male. Kurt Cobain
The difference between lie and lay. Lay is always passive. Even men used to say, I'd like to get laid. Though sometimes they said, I'd like to lay her. All this is pure speculation. I don't really know what men used to say. I had only their words for it. Margaret Atwood
Thomas Pynchon quote: "[Oedipa Maas] awoke at last to find herself getting laid."
[Oedipa Maas] awoke at last to find herself getting laid. Thomas Pynchon
The male frog in mating season," said Crake, "makes as much noise as it can. The females are attracted to the male frog with the biggest, deepest voice because it suggests a more powerful frog, one with superior genes. Small male frogs—it's been documented—discover if they position themselves in empty drainpipes, the pipe acts as a voice amplifier and the small frog appears much larger than it really is." So?" So that's what art is for the artist, an empty drainpipe. An amplifier. A stab at... Margaret Atwood
George Carlin quote: "Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? ..."
Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed. George Carlin
Moby quote: "If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than..."
If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now. Moby
Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being shown how they're supposed to react in bed. Linda Fiorentino

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