Goofiness Quotes
![Will Smith quote: "Goofy was the word that was used most often by my sisters..."](/pic/97421/600x316/quotation-will-smith-goofy-was-the-word-that-was-used-most-often-by-my.jpg)
Gordie: Alright, alright, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?
Vern: If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy-Pez. Cherry-flavored Pez. No question about it.
Teddy: Goofy's a dog. He's definitely a dog.
Gordie: I knew the $64,000 question was fixed. There's no way anybody could know that much about opera!
Chris: He can't be a dog. He drives a car and wears a hat.
Gordie: Wagon Train's a really cool show, but did you notice they never get...
Stephen King
![Clive Barker quote: "After all, where can the glorious, the goofy, and the god-like..."](/pic/370076/600x316/quotation-clive-barker-after-all-where-can-the-glorious-the-goofy-and.jpg)
![Andy Rooney quote: "I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you..."](/pic/316844/600x316/quotation-andy-rooney-ive-learned-that-no-matter-how-serious-your-life.jpg)
We are going to punish somebody for this attack, but just who or where will be blown to smithereens for it is hard to say. Maybe Afghanistan, maybe Pakistan or Iraq, or possibly all three at once. Who knows? Not even the Generals in what remains of the Pentagon or the New York papers calling for war seem to know who did it or where to look for them. This is going to be a very expensive war, and Victory is not guaranteed--for anyone, and certainly not for a baffled little creep like George W....
Hunter S. Thompson
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