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Grandma Quotes (page 2)

Janet Evanovich quote: "That shooting gave me an appetite," she said. "Somebody passme..."
That shooting gave me an appetite," she said. "Somebody passme the potatoes."Grandma Mazur Janet Evanovich
Book light,” Grandma grumbles as I hurry her away from Dad’s boss and his wife. “Who the hell wants a book light?” “Lots of people,” I say. “They are very handy things to have. Meg Cabot
Chris Colfer quote: "To Grandma: Once upon a time, there was a boy who flew."
To Grandma: Once upon a time, there was a boy who flew. Chris Colfer
[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love"[Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it, or you talked yourself into thinking you didn't need it. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot..."
I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate."Grandma Mazur Janet Evanovich
When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank. Janet Evanovich
To Grandma, for being my first editor and giving me the best writing advice I’ve ever received: “Christopher, I think you should wait until you’re done with elementary school before worrying about being a failed writer. Chris Colfer
I got out my jar of ointment. I knew animators who had special containers for the ointment. Crockery, hand-blown glass, mystical symbols carved into the sides. I used an old Mason jar that had once held Grandma Blake's green beans. Larry fished out a peanut butter jar with the label still on it. Extra-crunchy. Yum-Yum. Laurell K. Hamilton
Janet Evanovich quote: "Saved by the grandma"Ranger"
Saved by the grandma"Ranger Janet Evanovich
I’m going back to bed,” Grandma said when Mooner and Dougie left. “This doesn’t look too interesting. I liked it better the other night when you were on the floor with the bounty hunter.” Morelli gave me the same kind of look Desi always gave Lucy when she’d just done something incredibly stupid. “It’s a long story,” I said. “I bet. Janet Evanovich
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either. Janet Evanovich
Of course it's your fault," Grandma said. "You must be doing something wrong, if you know what I mean. Maybe you need to buy a book that tells you how to do it. I hear there are books out there with pictures and everything. I saw one in the store the other day. It was called A Sex Guide for Dummies. Janet Evanovich
You gonna take the case?"It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of."You're gonna have a devil of a time finding him if it was aliens," Grandma said. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "It's a penis,' Grandma said. 'Stephanie got it in the mail...."
It's a penis,' Grandma said. 'Stephanie got it in the mail. It's a pretty good one too. Janet Evanovich
Music is crucial... Let's say you're southbound on the interstate, cruising along in the middle lane, listening to AM radio. Up alongside comes a tractor trailer of logs or concrete pipe, a tie-down strap breaks, and the load dumps on top of your little sheetmetal ride. Crushed under a world of concrete, you're sandwiched like so much meat salad between layers of steel and glass. In that last, fast flutter of your eyelids, you looking down that long tunnel toward the bright God Light and your... Chuck Palahniuk

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