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Grapefruit Quotes

Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that grapefruit was a great detoxifier and I decided I wanted to start cleaning out my liver WHILE I was having a cocktail. Chelsea Handler
More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or the Axis hates the United States, That's how much I love you. I love you more than a duck can swim, And more than a grapefruit squirts, I love you more than a gin rummy is a bore, And more than a toothache hurts. As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea, Or a juggler hates a shove, As a hostess detests unexpected guests, That's how much you I love. I love you more than a wasp can sting, And more than the subway jerks, I love you as... Ogden Nash
Jane Smiley quote: "Almonds. Apricots. Avocadoes. Some peaches I don't know...."
Almonds. Apricots. Avocadoes. Some peaches I don't know. Grapefruit. Lemones. Probably oranges. Jane Smiley
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. Douglas Adams
Vladimir Nabokov quote: "By God, I could make myself bring her that economically halved..."
By God, I could make myself bring her that economically halved grapefruit, that sugarless breakfast. Vladimir Nabokov
Stephen King quote: "It's the grapefruit. By which I mean its the pink one.-Steven..."
It's the grapefruit. By which I mean its the pink one.-Steven DeschainWizard and Glass (Dark Tower #4) Stephen King
Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? No! I'm, no I'm a fucking squirrel!" And occasionally they go, "Fucking nuts! Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit. Eddie Izzard
Hattie McDaniel quote: "As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast..."
As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings. Hattie McDaniel
Earl Derr Biggers quote: "This is unexpected... like squirt from aggressive grapefruit."
This is unexpected... like squirt from aggressive grapefruit. Earl Derr Biggers

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