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Hamsters Quotes

Sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree. O woe is me, O woe is me, I used to have a hamster tree, But it was eaten by a newt, And now I have no cuddly fruit, O woe is me, O woe is me, I used to have a hamster tree! Clive Barker
Gerard Way quote: "It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so..."
It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect!(after opening a hamster wheel at Christmas) Gerard Way
...I blink back the threat of tears, swiped at my nose and narrowed my eyes. "Listen to me, you two bags of monkey shit, "I yelled. "I am not in a good mood. My car keeps stalling. The day before yesterday I threw up on Joe Morelli. I was called a fat cow by my ex-husband. And if that isn't enough...my hair is ORANGE! ORANGE, FOR CHRISSAKE! And now you have the gall to force yourself into my home and threaten my hamster. Well, you have gone too far. You have crossed the line! Janet Evanovich
There is no relationship. Women, like men, women, children, babies hamsters. This is the Google Translate of the quote in Persian, above. Alice Thomas Ellis
I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It isn't that I play favorites, it's just that dogs are needier than other pets. Leave a dog alone for very long and it'll start going a little nuts. Cats, on the other hand, try to give you the impression that they didn't even notice you were gone. "Oh, were you out?" they'll say, "I didn't notice." Then they'll raise their tails to show you their little puckered anuses and... Bill Bennett
Janet Evanovich quote: "I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need."
I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need. Janet Evanovich
James Patterson quote: "The hamster called. He wants his home back."
The hamster called. He wants his home back. James Patterson
Alice Thomas Ellis quote: "Men love women, women love children; children love hamster?..."
Men love women, women love children; children love hamster? it's quite hopeless. Alice Thomas Ellis
The noise of the herd is tornadic, locomotival. The expression on the hamsters' whiskered faces is businesslike and implacable-it's that implacable-herd expression. David Foster Wallace
Roald Dahl quote: "You ignorant little slug!" the Trunchbull bellowed. "You..."
You ignorant little slug!" the Trunchbull bellowed. "You witless weed! You empty-headed hamster! You stupid glob of glue! Roald Dahl
Robert Fulghum quote: " "Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little..."
... "Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup - they all die. So do we. Robert Fulghum
Wondering where Ranger was now, when I needed him. Why wasn’t he here, insisting on locking me up in a safe house? Now that my hamster’s cage was clean, I’d be happy to oblige. Janet Evanovich
I don't want a new man."I'll be dead someday," my mother said. "And then what? You'll wish you had someone."I have a hamster. Janet Evanovich
Okay so I fibbed a little about the kids. I didn't want her to feel bad. I mean we can't all be lucky enough to have a hamster. Janet Evanovich
While I liked hamsters, too, the Habitrail cage was expensive. Even I could see that the interconnecting boxes, tubes, and spheres could easily bankrupt a family and lead to addiction later in life. Because, how would you know when to stop? How could you stop? An entire city could be built with a Habitrail. Augusten Burroughs

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