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Humorous Quotes (page 8)

I warned you; I warned you I was the Senses Taker," sneered the Senses Taker. "I help people find what they're not looking for, hear what they're not listening for, run after what they're not chasing, and smell what isn't even there. And, furthermore," he cackled, hopping around gleefully on his stubby legs, "I'll steal your sense of purpose, take your sense of duty, destroy your sense of proportion? and, but for one thing, you'd be helpless yet."What's that?" asked Milo fearfully."As long as... Norton Juster
It did not look like the work of God, but it might have represented the handicraft of a God with a joyous sense of humor, a dancing God who loved mischief as much as prayer, and playfulness as much as mischief. Pat Conroy
Science fiction is a dialogue, a tennis match, in which the Idea is volleyed from one side of the net to the other. Ridiculous to say that someone 'stole' an idea: no, no, a thousand times no. The point is the volley, and how it's carried, and what statement is made by the answering 'statement.' In other words if Burroughs initiates a time-gate and says it works randomly, and then Norton has time gates confounded with the Perilous Seat, the Siege Perilous of the Round Table, and locates it... C. J. Cherryh
Nobody with any real sense of humor *can* write a love story. . . . Shakespeare is the exception that proves the rule. (90-91) L. M. Montgomery
Charles Bukowski quote: "Your writing", she said to me, "it's so raw. It's like a..."
Your writing", she said to me, "it's so raw. It's like a sledgehammer, and yet it has humor and tenderness. . . . Charles Bukowski
A rule of thumb with humor; if you worry that you might be going too far, you have already not gone far enough. If everybody laughs, you have failed. Christopher Hitchens
Don't you fancy having one of your dresses in the Smithsonian, Shelby?"Your humor's always been on the odd side, Grant."Thanks. Nora Roberts
i fight with love and i laugh with rage....you gotta live light enough to see the humor, and long enough to see some change... Ani DiFranco
Tom Robbins quote: "A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any..."
A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. Tom Robbins
Mark Twain quote: "Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a..."
Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it. Mark Twain
What hath God wrought?" Samuel Morse's message on the first telegraph communication in 1844. I love this nineteenth-century sense of humor about man's relationship with god's omnipotence. Samuel Morse
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward: 'I'm such a klutz!' But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver. George Carlin
The preferred medications were those that forestalled corruption. We know 'as a result of more than three thousand years of experience that Myrrh and Aloes preserve corpses.' (Lange, 1689) Are not these deteriorations of the bodies of the same nature as those that accompany the diseases of the humors? Michel Foucault
Whoop-de-do," said Ram."What?"I'm celebrating."Was that irony or loss of mental function?" asked the expendable."Was that a rhetorical questions, a bit of humor, or a sign that you are losing confidence in me?"I have no confidence in you, Ram," said the expendable."Well, thanks."You're welcome. Orson Scott Card
Thomas M. Disch quote: "The problem is that we've got a sense of humor and..."
The problem is that we've got a sense of humor and (Republicans have) got guns. Will we die laughing? Thomas M. Disch

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