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Joe Quotes (page 2)

Beetlejuice Howard Stern quote: "I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself can find a..."
I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself can find a little action. Beetlejuice Howard Stern
After a leisurely slide into second, Joe bounced to his feet, looked at Marichal, shrugged, smiled, and spread his arms as if to say, "You throw at me, I'll make you pay. John Grisham
The most profound voice of any musician I have ever heard. Joe (Strummer) took his message to the world, and the world listened. He managed to influence more than one generation with his innovative and determined manner, and I am not alone in repeatedly turning to his thoughts and lyrics when searching for inspiration. The Clash was the greatest rock band. They wrote the rule book for U2. Bono
Janet Evanovich quote: "It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence."Joe..."
It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence."Joe Morelli Janet Evanovich
My mother and Joe have a lovers' shorthand, an economy of gestures that comes when you are close enough to someone to speak their language. I wonder if my mother and father ever had that, or if my mother was always just trying to decipher him. Jodi Picoult
Besides," said Kennedy, "the time when industry gets a grip of everything and uses it to its own advantage may not be particularly amusing. If men go on inventing machinery they'll end up by being swallowed by their own machines. I've always thought that the last day will be brought about by some colossal boiler heated to three thousand atmospheres blowing up the world."And I bet the Yankees will have had a hand in it," said Joe. Jules Verne
Well Joe, the truth is that you’re not a bad guy, but you have been a bit mysogynistic and homophobic. So your punishment is to make you walk the earth as a homosexual ghost buggering your old mates and aquaitances. Irvine Welsh
Janet Evanovich quote: "You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't..."
You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms."Joe Morelli Janet Evanovich
Anyone have some mints or some gum?" Bonnie asked. No one did, and she turned to Joe Hill Conley. She scrutinized him a moment, then, using her fingers, combed his part over to the left side. "That looks better," she said. Nearly two decades later, the little hair he has left remains parted by Bonnie's invisible hand. Jeffrey Eugenides
Charles M. Schulz quote: "Mr. Clausc/o North PoleDear Joe..."
Mr. Clausc/o North PoleDear Joe... Charles M. Schulz
...I blink back the threat of tears, swiped at my nose and narrowed my eyes. "Listen to me, you two bags of monkey shit, "I yelled. "I am not in a good mood. My car keeps stalling. The day before yesterday I threw up on Joe Morelli. I was called a fat cow by my ex-husband. And if that isn't enough...my hair is ORANGE! ORANGE, FOR CHRISSAKE! And now you have the gall to force yourself into my home and threaten my hamster. Well, you have gone too far. You have crossed the line! Janet Evanovich
Joe Biden quote: "Israel has no better friend than Joe Biden"
Israel has no better friend than Joe Biden Joe Biden
Dave Eggers quote: "1. The Amazing Race2. I Thought This Show Was Gonna Be About..."
1. The Amazing Race2. I Thought This Show Was Gonna Be About Aryans3. Oh.(Joe O'Neill, from Opium) Dave Eggers
Charles M. Schulz quote: "Here's Joe Cool hanging around the student union"
Here's Joe Cool hanging around the student union Charles M. Schulz
Impressionable men in the squadron like Dobbs and Captain Flume were so deeply disturbed by Hungry Joe's shrieking nightmares that they woudl begin to have shrieking nightmares of their own, and the piercing obscenities they flung into the air every night from their separate places in the squadron rang against each other in the darkness romantically like the mating calls of songbirds with filthy minds. Joseph Heller

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