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Leg Quotes (page 17)

If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital M tattooed on each cheek of your ass in pink and brown ink. Then when you bend over, it says "Mom." Also, later on if you're havin' sex with your girlfriend, and her parents are in the next room, when you finish up you can just lie on your back, draw your legs up to your chest and silently say, 'Wow! George Carlin
It was only when Shona, in sheer fury, turned the carnivorous sheep among them that they moved. They ran, some of them with charming little white sheep attached to their legs or backsides and the rest shouting about monsters. Diana Wynne Jones
Jane Austen quote: "A family of ten children will be always called a fine family,..."
A family of ten children will be always called a fine family, where there are heads and arms and legs enough for the number. Jane Austen
Stephen King quote: "By the time he was done with the deer it had been dark three..."
By the time he was done with the deer it had been dark three hours and his bad leg was singing 'Ave Maria'. Stephen King
Where do you get the right to decide our lives? I'll tell you where. From that little hog's gut that hangs between your legs. Well, let me tell you something... you will need more than that. I don't know where you will get it or who will give it to you, but mark my words, you will need more than that.... You are a sad, pitiful, stupid, selfish, hateful man. I hope your little hog's gut stands you in good stead, and you take good care of it, because you don't have anything else. Toni Morrison
Be careful you don't cut yourself. The edges are sharp enough to shave with.''Girls don't shave', Arya said.'Maybe they should. Have you ever seen the septa's legs? George R. R. Martin
Jim Henson quote: "Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can..."
Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. Jim Henson
I keep telling you, nobody wants legs like a stick insect. They want a bottom they can park in a bike in and balance a pint of beer on. Helen Fielding
If the three brothers all ride horses, there are six animals and eighteen legs involved: that is true rationalism, and fairyland is full of it. Gilbert K. Chesterton
He Looked and smelt like Autumn's very brother, his face being sunburnt to wheat-colour, his eyes blue as corn-flowers, his sleeves and leggings dyed with fruit-stains, his hands clammy with the sweet juice of apples, his hat sprinkled with pips, and everywhere about him the sweet atmosphere of cider which at its first return each season has such an indescribable fascination for those who have been born and bred among the orchards. Thomas Hardy
Chuck Palahniuk quote: "To hell with housework, our top priority has always been..."
To hell with housework, our top priority has always been between our legs. Chuck Palahniuk
Epictetus quote: "You may fetter my leg, but Zeus himself cannot get the better..."
You may fetter my leg, but Zeus himself cannot get the better of my free will. Epictetus
Benjamin Franklin quote: "A ploughman on his legs is higher than a gentleman on his knees"
A ploughman on his legs is higher than a gentleman on his knees Benjamin Franklin
Invention, using the term most broadly, and imitation, are the two legs, so to call them, on which the human race historically has walked. William James
I showered and shampooed. I even shaved the requisite legs and armpits just in case I fell in a swoon and one or the other was exposed to view. (Kinsey Millhone) Sue Grafton

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