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Ranger Quotes (page 4)

There were two doors that opened off the hallway. The doors were labeled PUSSY and MOTHERFUCKERS. "I'm taking the Motherfuckers door," I said to Ranger. "No way. That's my door."Well, I'm sure as hell not taking the Pussy door. Janet Evanovich
5. Television is of great educational value. It teaches you while still really young how to (a) kill, (b) rob, (c) embezzle, (d) shoot, (e) poison, and generally speaking, (f) how to grow up into a Wild West outlaw or gangster by the time you leave school.6. Television puts a stop to crime because all the burglars and robbers, instead of going to burgle and rob, sit at home watching The Lone Ranger, Emergency Ward Ten and Dotto. George Mikes
Janet Evanovich quote: "Saved by the grandma"Ranger"
Saved by the grandma"Ranger Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "I can give you a better 'and then'," Ranger said."
I can give you a better 'and then'," Ranger said. Janet Evanovich
You're not looking for a partner," Ranger said. "You're looking for an enforcer. You hate to run. You must be worried about getting into that black dress. What did you eat just now? Piece of cake? Candy bar?" "Everything," I said. "I just ate everything. Janet Evanovich
Wondering where Ranger was now, when I needed him. Why wasn’t he here, insisting on locking me up in a safe house? Now that my hamster’s cage was clean, I’d be happy to oblige. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "Your on your on with this one babe."Coward."Calling me names..."
Your on your on with this one babe."Coward."Calling me names isn't going to get me in there."-Ranger and Stephanie Janet Evanovich
My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn."She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn't enough action."-Ranger and Stephanie Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office."..."
If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office." -Ranger Janet Evanovich
I can’t cut back. I’ve turned into a sex addict. I get within a foot of Ranger or Morelli and I’m ready to go … and go, and go, and go, and go.” “That’s a lot of going. I’m a retired professional, and it’d be a lot of going even for me. What you need are granny panties. You put on a big ol’ pair of ugly granny panties and you won’t be dropping your drawers no more. And even if you forget in the heat of the moment, and you pull your skirt up over your head, you’re not gonna see no action on... Janet Evanovich
I'd slept with Ranger! Not sexually, of course. But I'd been in his bed. And then there was the evil shower gel. "It was all because of the shower gel," I said. Morelli's eyes narrowed. "Shower gel?" I made a major effort not to sigh. "Long story. You probably don't want to hear it. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her."Ranger"
If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her."Ranger Janet Evanovich
You don't have a drop of paint on you," I said. "Why is that?"Ranger smiled, liking that he hadn't gotten hit. "I guess they were hunting pussy."But I walked into the Motherfuckers room."Yeah, but babe, your clearly pussy. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "Exercise improves your sex life. Ranger to Stephanie"
Exercise improves your sex life. Ranger to Stephanie Janet Evanovich
He’s sort of a homeless horse,” I said. “I’m leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I won’t be back for a couple days. You can put the horse in the garage, but I don’t want that horse in my apartment.” “Who would put a horse in an apartment? That’s dumb.” “Where’s the horse staying now?” “My apartment.” “I can always count on you to brighten my day,” Ranger said. And he disconnected. Janet Evanovich

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