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Retarded Quotes

Being socially retarded is like being mentally retarded, it arouses in others disgust and pity and the desire to torment and reform. Margaret Atwood
I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards. Rob Corddry
You used to be able to tell the difference between hipsters and homeless people. Now, it's between hipsters and retards. I mean, either that guy in the corner in orange safety pants holding a protest sign and wearing a top hat is mentally disabled or he is the coolest fucking guy you will ever know. Chuck Klosterman
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For repose is not the end of education; its end is a noble unrest, an ever renewed awaking from the dead, a ceaseless questioning of the past for the interpretation of the future, an urging on of the motions of life, which had better far be accelerated into fever, than retarded into lethargy. George MacDonald
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "They’re soul mates. She has about as much brain as a retarded..."
They’re soul mates. She has about as much brain as a retarded billiards ball, and he approximately the same. P. G. Wodehouse
The novice in the military art flew from point to point, retarding his own preparations by the excess of his violent and somewhat distempered zeal; while the more practiced veteran made his arrangements with a deliberation that scorned every appearance of haste James F. Cooper
The cliche had it that kids were the future, but that wasn't it: they were the unreflective, active present. They were not themselves nostalgic, because they couldn't be, and they retarded nostalgia in their parents. Even as they were getting sick and being bullied and becoming addicted to heroin and getting pregnant, they were in the moment, and she wanted to be in it with them. She wanted to worry herself sick about schools and bullying and drugs. Nick Hornby
Nora Roberts quote: "That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea."
That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea. Nora Roberts
In my opinion, the very fact that Mark doesn't know this diagnostic criterion suggests that he's a lot closer to actual retardation than I am. Jodi Picoult
Sigmund Freud quote: "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional..."
A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. Sigmund Freud
Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you! Bill Hicks
Chuck Palahniuk quote: "When you're dead probably not even homeless people and..."
When you're dead probably not even homeless people and retarded people will want to trade you places. Chuck Palahniuk
They [dolphins] are my least favorite member of the animal kingdom. Everyone seems to think dolphins are cute and "intelligent," but they're best described as ugly and impractical. I don't want to come across as insensitive, but show me a person whose intelligence equates to that of a dolphin and I will show you a fucking retard. Chuck Klosterman
God did not create man in his own image. Evidently, it was quite the other way about, which is the painless explanation for the profusion of gods and religions, and the fratricide both between and among faiths, that we see all about us and that has so retarded the development of civilization. Christopher Hitchens

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