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Screw Quotes (page 5)

Maybe you feel pressure to be positive because so many people rely on your good, fake-positive energy? If that's the case, screw everybody else. You're not a bottle of Valium. Augusten Burroughs
I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke. Chuck Palahniuk
I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we're screwed! Bette Midler
I'm saying the American way is to overcome, to conquer, to come out on top. And we do it by spending and eating and screwing our women harder than anyone else. That's all I'm saying. Neil LaBute
It was my dream that screwed up, the stupid hearthside idea that it would be wonderful to follow one great red line across America instead of trying various roads and routes. Jack Kerouac
Nicholas Sparks quote: "We are not perfect. We make mistakes. We screw up but then we..."
We are not perfect. We make mistakes. We screw up but then we forgive and move forward. Nicholas Sparks
Now, see, that's why you want Internet friends. You can find people just exactly like you. Screw your neighbors and your family, too messy...the trouble is, once you filter out everybody that doesn't agree with you, all that's left is maybe this one retired surfer guy living in Idaho. Barbara Kingsolver
Why do you give me cars?"It's fun," Ranger said."And it keeps you safe. Do you want to know why keeping you safe is important to me?"You love me?"Yes."A sigh inadvertently escaped. "We're really screwed up, aren't we?"In a very large way," Ranger said. Janet Evanovich
Chuck Palahniuk quote: "Parents, they'll screw you up every time."
Parents, they'll screw you up every time. Chuck Palahniuk
John Irving quote: "Nothing moves at the Hotel New Hampshire! We're screwed down..."
Nothing moves at the Hotel New Hampshire! We're screwed down here-for life! John Irving
If babies held the same tendency toward self-criticism as adults, they might never learn to walk or talk. Can you imagine infants stomping, 'Aarggh! Screwed up again!' Fortunately, babies are free of self-criticism. They just keep practicing. Dan Millman
There’s something depraved about screwing a woman who doesn’t give a fuck about it. It heats your blood…” And then, after a moment’s meditation— “Can you imagine what she’d be like if she had any feelings? Henry Miller
Sneaking up on it sometimes helps: I’ve found I can be very productive for an hour before dinner, because there obviously isn’t enough time to really do anything, so I can tell myself I’m just screwing around. Michael Crichton
To assign unanswered letters their proper weight, to free us from the expectations of others, to give us back to ourselves--there lies the great, the singular power of self-respect. Without it, one eventually discovers the final turn of the screw: one runs away to find oneself, and finds no one at home. Joan Didion
What is a man, anyway? Everything I see around me in popular culture tells me a man is he who screws and kills. But everything I see around me in life tells me a man is he who makes money. Marilyn French

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