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Spaghetti Quotes

Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000 pieces of noodles. Mitch Hedberg
Sophia Loren quote: "Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like..."
Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. Sophia Loren
Mario Batali quote: "Spaghetti is love."
Spaghetti is love. Mario Batali
1971 was the year of spaghetti. In 1971 I cooked spaghetti to live, and lived to cook spaghetti. Steam rising from the pot was my pride and joy, tomato sauce bubbling up in the saucepan my one great hope in life...This is the story from the Year of Spaghetti, AD 1971. Haruki Murakami
A house on the park. He'd seen it a million times. And now was in it. It smelled of man sweat and spaghetti sauce and old books. Like a library where sweaty men went to cook spaghetti. George Saunders
Bret Easton Ellis quote: "What's the difference between a J.A.P and spaghetti? Spaghetti..."
What's the difference between a J.A.P and spaghetti? Spaghetti moves when you eat it. Bret Easton Ellis
I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. You can't - you can't do that. Christopher Walken
Rachael Ray quote: "I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed..."
I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long. Rachael Ray
Emma Thompson quote: "(On period costume posture coaching:)"We all stand about like..."
(On period costume posture coaching:)"We all stand about like parboiled spaghetti being straightened out. Emma Thompson
When the phone rang I was in the kitchen, boiling a potful of spaghetti and whistling along with an FM broadcast of the overture to Rossini's 'The Thieving Magpie,' which has to be the perfect music for cooking pasta. Haruki Murakami
Benito Mussolini quote: "A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization!"
A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization! Benito Mussolini
Luca’s grandfather (who I hope is known as Nonno Spaghetti) gave him his first sky-blue Lazio jersey when the boy was just a toddler. Luca, likewise, will be a Lazio fan until he dies. “We can change our wives,” he said. “We can change our jobs, our nationalities and even our religions, but we can never change our team.” By the way, the word for “fan” in Italian is tifoso. Derived from the word for typhus. In other words—one who is mightily fevered. Elizabeth Gilbert
Henry Miller quote: "The world is two thirds spaghetti and meatballs, one third..."
The world is two thirds spaghetti and meatballs, one third syphilitic chancre. Henry Miller
Billy Pilgrim says that the Universe does not look like a lot of bright little dots to the creatures from Tralfamadore. The creatures can see where each star has been and where it is going, so that the heavens are filled with rarefied, luminous spaghetti. And Tralfamadorians don't see human beings as two-legged creatures, either. They see them as great millepedes - "with babies' legs at one end and old people's legs at the other," says Billy Pilgrim. Kurt Vonnegut
We’re not fighting for a scrap of sharecropper immortality with the strings hanging off it like Mafioso spaghetti. We want the whole tamale. The Johnsons are taking over the Western Lands. We built it with our brains and our hands. We paid for it with our blood and our lives. It’s ours and we’re going to take it. And we are not applying in triplicate to the Immortality Control Board. Anybody gets in our way we will get our communal back against a rock or a tree and fight the way a raccoon... William S. Burroughs

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