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The Simpsons Quotes (page 2)

The thing that makes me happiest about Simpsons Illustrated are all the drawings that we get from readers. I wish we could print them all. They're really imaginative. They show a lot of hard work. Matt Groening
Joseph Wambaugh quote: "The O.J. Simpson case, they had no understanding of that DNA..."
The O.J. Simpson case, they had no understanding of that DNA evidence, and didn't want to. Joseph Wambaugh
Never! Never, Marge. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called ‘City Fathers’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson? Matt Groening
Calpurnia evidently remembered a rainy Sunday when we were both fatherless and teacherless. Let to its own devices, the class tied Eunice Ann Simpson to a chair and placed her in the furnace room. We forgot her, trooped upstairs to church, and were listening quietly to the sermon when a dreadful banging issued from the radiator pipes, persisting until someone investigated and brought forth Eunice Ann saying she didn't want to play Shadrach any more - Jem Finch said she wouldn't get burnt if... Harper Lee
We agree with Simpson and Bowles and others who have looked at this. What's necessary is to stabilize the debt and then work from there. You can't balance the budget in the short term because to do that would be to ratchet down the economy. David Axelrod
Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through. Nancy Cartwright
Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon."Lisa Simpson Matt Groening
Let's not kid ourselves. You pick up 'The Washington Post' and find O.J. Simpson on the front page; 'serious journalists' covered Anna Nicole Smith. Greta Van Susteren
Jessica Simpson is the youth ambassador for Operation Smile, and an episode of The Apprentice featured a team managing a charity concert she put on. Donald Trump came on stage and pledged a donation. Roma Downey
Jessica Simpson quote: "All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful..."
All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet! Jessica Simpson
All of journalism is a shrinking art. So much of it is hype. The O.J. Simpson story is a landmark in the decline of journalism. Dick Schaap
Matt Groening quote: "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is..."
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'Homer Simpson Matt Groening
Helen Thomas quote: "Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A:..."
Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose. Helen Thomas
Connie Willis quote: "I watched the entire O.J. Simpson trial, and he was guilty."
I watched the entire O.J. Simpson trial, and he was guilty. Connie Willis
That's the way blacks have been encouraged to think: that we got to stick together. You've got a situation today where if a black person says he thinks O.J. Simpson's guilty, other blacks will cut their eyes at him and say, 'You ought to go somewhere and sit down and shut up.' J. C. Watts

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